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Can wet towels and
a steam iron
do same job as Botox?

steam iron

Instead of opting for more expensive Botox treatments, Mary Ellen Parks took matters into her own hands and simply took the wrinkles out of her face with a typical store-bought steam iron. Plastic surgeons are seeing more and more of this sort of thing, and they’re alarmed alarmed.

SAN DIEGO - Faced with ever-shrinking real-estate markets and ever-tougher employment prospects, some people previously spoiled by plastic surgery are turning now to do-it-yourself nip and tucking.

In the process, they’re finding alternative means to achieve similar results with everyday handheld household appliances.

“Hey, you can get almost the same look as laser surgery and Botox with nothing more than this steam iron and tile,” said Sandra Murdoch, 43, a fashion buyer for a major national retailer. “It really isn’t about the money for me… I can still afford to go for the real thing but why do it if I can achieve the same results for far less than what I would normally pay.”

But critics complain that the results women like Murdoch get aren’t altogether the same.

Dr. Phil Breast of the Greater San Diego Plastic Surgery Hut warns people against choosing the do-it-yourself approach.

Dr. Breast

"There's no real substitute for the hands of a trained professional when it comes to making a better face or a better boob," said Dr. Phil Breast, who opposes the use of steam irons for do-it-yourself plastic surgery.

“If I had a nickel for every lady who came in here asking me about ironing her face, I’d be almost as stinking rich as I am now,” he said, chortling. “The problem is most people don’t realize how powerful their steam iron is. It wasn’t designed to be applied to your forehead to remove wrinkles or other areas to get rid of crow’s feet.”

Breast said there’s no real substitute for the hand of a trained professional when it comes to making a better face or a better boob.

We have to agree. We were hard pressed to find a bigger, better boob than this doctor!

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