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Cuts in Social Security and Medicaid
Driving Seniors to Internet Porn

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Caught on tape! FBI surveillance captures Milford “Older Dirtier Bastard” Von Sternberg and his wife Muriel “Hooters” Von Sternberg. The Von Sternbergs, who live in Coral Gables, FL, were arrested recently in a crackdown on senior citizen porn trafficking.

VIAGRA GARDENS, FLORIDA — Milford Von Sternberg, 88, and his wife Muriel Von Sternberg, 89, seem like the perfect Grandparents: always buying their seven grandchildren what they want for Christmas and holidays, helping them undermine their parents authority by reminding them of the cruelty of shipping off loved ones to old folks home, and finally, buying ice cream when the occasion would warrant.

But, where do Muriel and Milford Von Sternberg go when the kids leave and the last Social Security check is gambled away on lottery tickets? The answer may frighten you and is becoming all too common.

CoverUps.com presents an exclusive look at the seedy underbelly of senior citizen pornographers…

THE VON STERNBERGS

Silvered-hair and friendly, Milford Von Sternberg would love to be part of the “rocking-chair crowd,” as he calls it.

He, like many other octogenarians, doesn't see it possible on a modest monthly income of $400. Von Sternberg said his money is derived mostly from a U.S. Steel pension and social security. He, like many others his age, claims they have no choice but to traffic in porn.

"One day I walked in on my grandson (19) who was chatting with an adult film star he greatly admired. Now, my grandson is pretty darn savvy with a computer,” he said. “When I noticed that he was posing as someone twice his age, that’s when the idea struck me. Why couldn't I engage in porn, too?"

He claims running his own adult web site has become a great way to compensate for cuts in Social Security and other cut backs such as Medicare and alternate retirement benefits.

"Madame" Tricia LaRue, St. Louis, MO, was running a chat room matching up 80-year olds with online partners in their early 20s. She claims working as a pornographer sure beats the pants off serving hamburgers at the McDonald's drive-thru.

A NATION ADDICTED TO PORN

"Unfortunately, we are seeing more and more of our seniors using the internet porn cites as a way to augment their reduced income," said AARP spokesman Jeffrey Battles. "It's hard making ends meet as a senior today…. with kids all but moving away, with companies fleecing pensions and the government cutting back benefits, who can blame them if they turn to porn? Seems like everyone is on the net doing porn nowadays… I guess they feel they, too, can cash in."

Buford Higginson, 80, goes by the moniker "Model-T (T as in ten inches)" and says he is in-fact making more money trafficking in porn than he ever did as a shoe salesman in Peoria, IL.


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Wendell Stoops, 80, Hackensack, NJ, is well known for his online sexual braggadocio. He claims to have shtupped more women than Wilt Chamberlain and Bill Clinton combined.

"I really don't mind making money doing this," said Larry Verala, Sarasota, FL, who goes by the online name the '1869'er.' "Heck, I'd rather peddle porn than bag groceries any day of the week!"

When asked what his grandkids think of him trafficking in porn, he was unashamed.

"I don't see them paying for my prescriptions. Plus, the old saying you can't teach a dog new tricks no longer applies," he said with a smile. “Viagra and the internet have changed everything."

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