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Lost on Earth:
UFOs Pull Over for Directions in Iowa

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Herbert McCance of rural Iowa snapped this picture of aliens apparently “lost” and seemingly “confused.”

Even with all of their sophisticated UFO technology, it appears that once they get down to Earth they get just as confused as the next dope over which way to go.

FT. DODGE, Iowa – Herbert McCance, who runs a potato farm in the rural Iowan countryside, was in for a surprise last week, when he saw strange lights from his bedroom window. Grabbing his shotgun and donning his robe, he thought it was the neighbor’s kids playing some pranks. Boy, was he in for a surprise when he discovered a group of aliens apparently lost and arguing over where they should be going.

“It was the weirdest thing ever,” McCance told CoverUps.com. “I mean these aliens had no freaking idea where they were headed. I heard them mention the Nicholson farm once or twice (his neighbor about twenty miles away) and I figured I should call them on my cell phone and warn them that in all likelihood they were going to be abducted – and perhaps probed in certain orifices, if you get my drift."

“Until now we thought the Nicholsons were weird because they claimed to have been abducted several times by aliens and even bragged about it sometimes.” McCance said that as he was calling them, he was suddenly approached by the very aliens that appeared to be lost. He suspected they were reading his mind.

“They were looking right in my eyes and it was like we were talking,” he said. “Basically, they wanted to borrow my phone and call the Nicholsons for directions. I couldn’t believe it. I think the male alien was quite embarrassed about the whole thing.”

But, McCance, who his neighbors claim “throw nickels around like they are manhole covers” refused to let the aliens call the Nicholsons during peak hours.

“I am pretty careful with my minutes and the Nicholsons are not a local call. It was awkward standing there in the front yard waiting fifteen minutes until 9 o’clock for the call to be free, but understand money is always a concern,” he told SillyCoverUps.com.

Finally, at nine o’clock, he allowed the aliens to call the Nicholsons and get directions. Again, the male alien was really embarrassed. In the end, however, they got it all straightened out, McCance said.

We asked McCance if the aliens said anything else about why they would be visiting the Earth and what their intentions were with the Nicholson family. McCance claimed he did ask them that and also other questions, but he fears he may have have insulted them by making them wait to use his phone during non-peak hours.

“The male alien told me to get a better calling plan. Then they disappeared.”

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