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Time Zone Scam
Bedevils Voters in 2000 Election

What you never knew about Time Zones and their effect on the 2000 Presidential Election ...

Time Zones Muddle Election: To help get Al Gore elected, Bill Clinton (by means of a secret Executive Order) established new time zones just prior to the elections. The reason? Apparently, the alteration of time-zones would provoke confusion in determining the official time the ballot boxes closed, thus allowing Clinton/Gore to blame Republicans, declare Marshall Law, and rule as kings for the next thousand years.

Apparently the FBI unveiled the conspiracy and declared a parley on the election, thereby suspending declaration of the new presidency until they could resolve the issue with the suspected Democratic parties involved. Negotiations ensued, Democrats confessed, and Bush unknowingly accepted the presidency. CoverUps.com has discovered this to be the real cause behind Florida's hanging chad mess.

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